Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Dementia's Dictionary

Social Justice. /`sosh~ul `just~iss/ Noun. (Orig. Just Socialist. From L. Justicia, to make right, i.e., fork it over, and Socialus, taxpayer, i.e, Cracker.)
1. The virtuous-sounding objective, perpetually demanded but never deemed achieved, wherein those who expend the greatest legitimate professional effort are extorted of the funds intended for the purchase of a bottle of Sauterne and a block of Gruyere - some of which is then provided to others for the procurement of a case of Mickey's Big Mouth, a bag of Doritos, and a vote.  Variations of this phenomenon also apply to municipal entities responsible for the naming of streets, institutions of higher learning, and the United States of America.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Quote of the Day- Unintended Irony Edition



"I believe we have to keep working to create an America where no matter who you are, no matter what you look like, no matter where you come from, no matter what your last name is, no matter who you love, you can make it here if you try."

-Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States,
Sunday, August 12, 2012 in Chicago
 
 
30 years, 4 bales of Michoacan, 3 pounds of blow, 2 autobiographies and 1 Nobel Peace Prize earlier:



Which leads me to another Chicago-based quote:




Bless you, JH.  I must confess- there are actually two gems in the clip that are relevant here.